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Rubber-banding

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.
Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.
by Zenothys February 16, 2022
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Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.
Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.
by SuperTrans March 26, 2020
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pugga band

A large stack of hundred dollar bills usually containing over 10k wrapped up in an elastic accompanied by multiple casino reward cards and two forms of id
I pulled out my pugga band to buy into the cash game.
by Fireman675 July 29, 2016
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Band Camp

Suffering. Dehydration, heat, holding an instrument in an uncomfortable position for long peroids of time, heat, long hours, no hanging with friends, and being called a nerd
Person 1: *In the hospitial*
Person 2: Why are you in the hosipital?
Person 1: Band camp
Person 2: *Under breath* nerd. *Loud enough to hear* Get better
by TrumpetKid15 September 4, 2019
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slave band

This is your run of the mill wedding ring. A mark of your proprietor. A constant reminder you are now beholden to another person.
How does that slave band feel on your finger.
by alteraki April 19, 2018
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Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently
<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
by nerdorama July 13, 2016
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