Teleporting babies

these watch u in ur sleep and then when u think u saw something they teleport to ur wardrobe

teleporting babies are so epic it makes me cry

by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021

baby glockable

A 12 year old with hacks

Man, that kids a baby glockable
You baby glockable

by Icloneu January 6, 2018

Tigger Baby

A baby born with a penis so large that it is longer than the baby's legs- forcing said baby to hop everywhere on it's penis like Tigger hops on his tail. It is the cross between a ginger and a brunette to produce stripes all over the body.

Girl 1: Woah look at how big that boy's penis is
Girl 2: He must have been a Tigger baby

by alipal113 April 25, 2011

Beef baby

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.

1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby

by Siren09876 September 7, 2021

Glue Baby

When two adults with kids get together bundling half and step brothers & sisters together with not a lot on common, so they have a baby to glue the family together. A glue baby.

#: What do you mean your brother and sister have the same mum and dad as you?
#: ahhh, one comes from each, I'm just the glue baby, I hold it all together.

by missfrancis February 24, 2015

dinosaur baby

similar to a rainbow baby, a dinosaur baby is a baby that happened after something. in this case, a dinosaur baby is the result after a failed abortion. they're the child you did not want. the abortion failed. good luck.

"he's definitely a dinosaur baby. his mom doesn't even love him!"
"fr"

by urfavgirlie August 8, 2023

baby hollerable

A word that a cougar uses to describe a very attractive young man that she is interested in.

I was substituting for a class today, and I had a few baby hollerables in the class.

I need to find me some baby hollerables tonight.

by pseudo intellectual neurotic June 19, 2010