Dude did you see that girl that works at Long Bottoms Coffee Co.? she has SUCH an onion ass that i cried the whole time i was in there!
by PersianDeity March 6, 2008
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by Buster Diggler February 7, 2008
Get the monopoly-ass mug.Phrase popularized by O.J. Simpson, indicating that an item is so hideous in appearance that it would be too repulsed to use it even while committing a double-murder.
O.J. Simpson, at a deposition, when confronted with a pair of Bruno Magli shoes that matched his shoe-size and whose distinctive footprints were found at a murder scene:
"I wouldn't wear that ugly ass shoe."
"I wouldn't wear that ugly ass shoe."
by highnrising December 24, 2009
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Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
by Kindly Wise October 28, 2005
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Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)
We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass.
by ria June 7, 2004
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by SBDixson September 14, 2008
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