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Indonesian Internet

Bad Internet connection, lagging, having internet issues, etc. usually correlates with Indihome
Zhang: what the fuck is your ping
Joko: ahhhh sorry, its the Indonesian Internet
Zhang: what the fuck does that means
Joko: ask the Indihome users
Zhang: aren't you Malaysian
Joko: how many times do i have to fucking tell you that I'm Indonesian
Zhang: what's the difference?
Joko: see this is why I don't want to be friends with a Singaporean
by TAC0799 October 7, 2020
mugGet the Indonesian Internetmug.

Internet

What are you, an idiot? "Hmmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor..."
Some smartass: 'I went on the internet to look up the word "Internet" on the Urban Dictionary'

Some other smartass: 'Dude thats so cool! Next time try to look up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary'
by Darth_Lebowski April 19, 2021
mugGet the Internetmug.

Internet Karen

The mysterious butthurt person who got his/her panties in a wad and reported your comment online.
Internet Karen: OMG did you see what she said in her comment?!! I cant believe her!!

Other person: Just let it be. It most likely has nothing to do with you.

Internet Karen: Whatever I'm reporting her!
by Flower347joy May 2, 2022
mugGet the Internet Karenmug.

Internet Suicide

Posting something intentionally cringe or offensive in order to receive hate so they can just sit back and laugh at people actually falling for it even though you don't mean it.
Person 1: did you see how Tim committee internet suicide?

Person 2: yeah, it was funny but if a company like Amazon or Microsoft finds out, he's in trouble.
by Daddys_boi May 27, 2022
mugGet the Internet Suicidemug.

internet

If you don't know what the internet is, I suggest you come out from under that rock you've been living under.
by theimmortalturkey42 February 1, 2018
mugGet the internetmug.

the internet

is for porn
dude: yo bro time for the internet
by Deans Sedan February 14, 2020
mugGet the the internetmug.

Internet

Pretty cool place that has amazing websites like Youtube( well not the people that run it), Twi- wait fuck no, facebo- oh i forgot thats ran by a lizard, uhhh Urban dictionary, that cool place called neal.fun, and well uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guy1: Turn on the internet!
Guy2: no that has some pretty weird shit on it go outside and touch grass
by wivise October 20, 2022
mugGet the Internetmug.

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