josh

most of timr they vape they are from the hood and they have guns and kids

josh give me dat gun

by godgunner88 May 12, 2020

Josh

A small idiot with no common sense. He is really small, and nobody takes him seriously. This is disappointing, because he tries to spend as much time with the hard boys as possible and roast people, but because nobody takes him seriously, because he’s small.

Calum: oh whos the small idiot trying to be hard?
Zack: oh that? Josh.

by Delinquent45 July 4, 2018

Josh

Josh is the gayest guy i will ever meet. He says he isn’t but everyone knows he is. Overall pretty chill guy but very very gay.

Person 1: hey have you seen that new kid josh?

person 2 : yeah gayest person ever

by everyonelovesme123 April 28, 2022

Josh

A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.

“Who should take you out for ice team soon?”

“Josh.”

by Awesome.22 August 18, 2018

Josh Hutcherson Whistle

what the extremely hot and sexy actor josh hutcherson does every day when he sees a woman

oh boy i love josh hutcherson whistle edits!
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know
girl im gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
you just put your lips together and you come real close
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know

by grienLOF December 12, 2023

Josh

A simp, he who falls for man eaters, Gets caught up with toxic women. His head is in the clouds when friends tell him to watch out. Josh a hopeless romantic.

Yeah that’s Josh, that simp walks the plank for hoes, and they’re the ones pushing him off.

by Hawkwind 77 November 23, 2021

Pulling a Josh

When a person puts a dead phone into your mouth.

Person: “I asked this guy to hold my dead phone for me and he shoved it in my mouth!”
Person 2: “He’s pulling a Josh.”

by BBBHotly24/7 March 26, 2022