WET BENCHING

To get bottom area of your clothing covered in bodily fluids whilst engaging in homosexual activity...like youve sat on a freshly painted wet bench

Terry hooked up with a couple of handsome guys the other gonna cost him a fortune in dry cleaning serious wet benching

by naylor1979 November 12, 2010

Wet Bread

This is when you bust a nut between the girls cheeks then pushing them together marking the “bread” wet therefore wet bread

“That was some nice wet bread last night!”

by shinymoneyman November 6, 2018

Wet protection

Using a condom, basically, except that its so the girl doesnt get wet.

"Lets have sex."
"Only if you use a condom for wet protection"

by 4583phil October 10, 2008

wet wizard

When somebody ejaculates into an ear.

Dan I can't hear because you gave me a wet wizard last night.

by Classified23 November 17, 2017

Wet Jenny

A girl named Jenny that slides her finger into her vagina then immediately puts it into someone's ear. This is similar to a "Wet Willy" but instead of her saliva from her mouth it is her vagina secretion.

Ha ha ha, I could feel my vagina wet so I gave him a Wet Jenny! I told him what it was and he wanted me to do it again!!!

by jennypooh August 24, 2017

wet sanchez

A combination of a wet willy and a dirty sanchez, with the offending finger being directed to the victim's ear canal, as opposed to the upper lip.

As a prank, the benefit of a wet sanchez over a dirty sanchez is that any clinging fecal material may go unnoticed for a longer period of time due to distance from the olfactory senses.

There's nothing better than spending a day at the hospital giving paraplegic patients wet sanchezes.

by Tosa July 26, 2010

wet weekend

Someone who is shrouded in pessimism, absolutely determined to ensure you have no enjoyment in what ever activity you intend on taking part in.

Guy "Man, I can't wait to stand in line with my mom and get Medal of Honor"

Other guy "Dude, you know it's just like other Modern Warfare games on the market, except for Ghost Recon, but no one likes Ghost Recon."

Guy "Why'd you have to be such a wet weekend?"

Other guy "Wet weekend? I've just saved you $50"

by Infinatly Ward October 21, 2010