Cow SMP

A minecraft serevr for bad people who ahve committed mass felonies. OMG did you know that smp in cow smp stands for Serious Murderous People, no cyap :skull: x7

COW SMP HELLA OVERRATED NO CYAP, :skull: x7

by morebitchesbythesecond April 30, 2022

City of cows

The state of Nebraska

"Have you ever been to the city of cows?"
"No."
"It's a shit hole."

by Big corn December 9, 2017

Holy cow

A holy cow

Holy cow! It’s a holy cow!

by I need help 2023 April 25, 2023

Cow

It's beef. not chicken. yeet=kick a cow day. oof. you died. main menu. respawn.

I yetted a sexy cow

by The yeetosaurus September 6, 2019

cow-rimmer

An individual who enjoys licking a fat persons butthole after they defecate.

Geez man, I didn’t know ION was such a cow-rimmer. Someone check up on him.

by MacharyZentzer April 30, 2025

Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself

Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?

by Cablito August 31, 2025

Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"

by Mike Sanderson February 23, 2009