walking the dog

The act of letting a fart out while walking so to not be the one fingered as the farter.

"Dude I was just walking the dog past the Head table!!!" i.e. at a wedding.

by skullme June 15, 2007

Jehovah's Witness walk

Slow, purposeful type of walk from a person who needs something from you in a hurry, like a work project.

I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking.

by pentozali December 30, 2009

Jay Walking Coattails

The act of crossing the street because someone before you has already crossed and caused traffic to stop. In effect, jay walking because someone else already has.

I rode on this guy's Jay Walking Coattails after he jumped in front of traffic and caused a 30 car pile up.

by Eager Beaver Parcel October 4, 2011

Walking Egg Mcmuffin

An obese person

That guy has so many fat rolls he looks like a walking egg Mcmuffin

by BlackMigos June 18, 2014

walking the red carpet

Adverb- Engaging in vaginal intercourse with an untrimmed redhead.

My lack of fame does not prevent me from walking the red carpet every time I stick it in Ginger.

by Erbo October 8, 2013

Cuban Board Walk

When you are tied down to a tree and someone in a diesel powered mini can and ties a toe cable to your testicles and drives away at 58 miles per hour

Man did you see what happened to Tom?

Yeah, he got a Cuban board Walk from the mafia

by Edgy2002 May 12, 2017

roblox walk joystick

a gift from god

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick
me: ok

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023