walking the dog

The act of letting a fart out while walking so to not be the one fingered as the farter.

"Dude I was just walking the dog past the Head table!!!" i.e. at a wedding.

by skullme June 15, 2007

Jehovah's Witness walk

Slow, purposeful type of walk from a person who needs something from you in a hurry, like a work project.

I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking.

by pentozali December 30, 2009

Jay Walking Coattails

The act of crossing the street because someone before you has already crossed and caused traffic to stop. In effect, jay walking because someone else already has.

I rode on this guy's Jay Walking Coattails after he jumped in front of traffic and caused a 30 car pile up.

by Eager Beaver Parcel October 4, 2011

walking the red carpet

Adverb- Engaging in vaginal intercourse with an untrimmed redhead.

My lack of fame does not prevent me from walking the red carpet every time I stick it in Ginger.

by Erbo October 8, 2013

Walking on All Threes

An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities.

Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:

-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger

Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.

Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean game of mobile horseshoes."

Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"

Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.

(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.

Seriously, don't be Fred.

by Harlequin's Smile December 23, 2011

when you walking

for those moments when you ẁ̵̨͍͖͍̻̰͇̿a ̧̭̅̇͐̓̀͛͌͆l̵̢̛͈̟̖̮̣̲̮̻̖͙͐̇͋̈́̒̃̔̑͌́̈́̇̕͠k ̢͚̮̯̰̩̟̘̰͎͓̺̤̖̈́̔͗̑̀̇͊̍̚͜͠i̵̯̮͐̆͗̈̿̈́͒̉̄͐̎̄̍̚͠n̵̢̰̥̯̫̯͖̂͑͒͑̄̋͝g̵̬͉͉͕̥̘͐̋̈́̈́̒̊̾̈̈̿̊͆̒̈́̍͜

Guy: bruh today i walked
Guy 2: when you ẁ̵̨͍͖͍̻̰͇̿a ̧̭̅̇͐̓̀͛͌͆l̵̢̛͈̟̖̮̣̲̮̻̖͙͐̇͋̈́̒̃̔̑͌́̈́̇̕͠k ̢͚̮̯̰̩̟̘̰͎͓̺̤̖̈́̔͗̑̀̇͊̍̚͜͠i̵̯̮͐̆͗̈̿̈́͒̉̄͐̎̄̍̚͠n̵̢̰̥̯̫̯͖̂͑͒͑̄̋͝g̵̬͉͉͕̥̘͐̋̈́̈́̒̊̾̈̈̿̊͆̒̈́̍͜

when you walking boi

by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ May 4, 2021

walking under a ladder

if you do this, then get ready to be the witness of a car accident

"Walking under a ladder isn't just bad luck, it's embarrassing to the ladder." -Donut County

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh September 3, 2021