ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.

damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 3, 2017

Beer Ninja

An educated epic beer guru with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja

"Kara really knows so much about all types of beer and how they are made that she must be a ninja; a Beer Ninja!"

by Z Wine Ninja October 22, 2012

Ninja-Pacifiers

Ninja-Pacifiers are the best thing for your baby's to be sucking on

Ninja-Pacifiers I want your baby's sucking on me.

by Bristol730 May 5, 2022

ninja edit

An edit that is ninja-like.

Wooooosh! Ninja edit!

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

ninja suprise

when fucking a girl doggystyle, right before you are about to cum, give her a charlie horse up the ass. Swiftly move at ninjaspeed in front of her and slap her with your extremely sharp penis while you cum on her face leaving a shuriken shaped mark on her face. Proceed to leave the room QUICKLY by setting off smoke bombs and blending in with the enviroment.

Dude, I made that bitch bleed with an ninja suprise last night

by stteeeeeeeel December 28, 2007

Assistant Ninja

An assistant to other ninjas.

Pro_Skater is the assistant ninja of _Yuna_ and KJM.

by Pro_Skater February 28, 2003

Ninja Nap

the act of napping unexpectedly when the feeling of being tired is not present. should be avoided when operating heavy machinery or driving a motor vehicle. preferably takes place on a couch or another piece of furniture; not to be confused with fainting

"i was just sitting there talking to my friend and all of a sudden was hit by a ninja nap"; "sorry, just ninja napped"

by cardancechamp24 March 8, 2010