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Wood

Typically refers to another white man that’s been in and out of the correctional system. “Peckerwood” was a term derived by black prison gangs to make fun of white inmates. The same in mates later took pride on the name and it was then shortened to “wood” in a common greeting.
Don’t slip don’t slide, Nazi Lowride wood.
by 2316WPWW December 2, 2018
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Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,
Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.
by Deepderper August 14, 2017
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area of the woods

The 'hood'. The place you grew up in. Your country area. The terrain you are familiar with.
- What is your area of the woods?

- Boston. I've lived in Boston my whole life.
by cycloid July 28, 2017
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oli wood

oh that oli wood kid shes mad
by 123mermaid August 13, 2017
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Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.
JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017
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Chris Woods

Chris Woods is Breanna’s daddy hes the best boyfriend ever he’s got a BIGGGG dick abs and amazingggg eyesssss I love him sm
I be screaming daddy I love youuuu Chris Woods is a whole ass snack
by @tusbdy2134739 October 10, 2018
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ally wood

Hardest cunt about 🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻
Ken that ally wood he’s the hardest cunt about be scared
by Top bhoy October 17, 2018
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