by Hdhdjdssampgishrur June 9, 2023

My { Uncle Mack} told me,"You wont remember every girl you kissed boy, but you'll remember every good dog you ever had" he was right!
by matlock1 November 13, 2017

1- Half-brother of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Son of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Son of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.
2- Son of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Son of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.
My double-half-uncle is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

I like meeting new people and making a lasting bond. I found that pressing a hard cock on them is less effective. But a thumb in the bum gets conversation and more than not hot sex. Simple ask “how’s your uncle?”
by Master Lyricist January 6, 2024

"Uncle skin" is a phrase that is usually yelled out of an open window or from behind a slightly opened door at an unsuspecting person. It is important to remain unseen as the words are yelled.
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

Little Boy: Ur mom gay
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*
by Bosaboy51 May 10, 2018

Grandparent's male second cousin.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
