when your friends uncle comes to you and says if you want sweets and you say yes so go into the car and he actually gives you sweets but secretly you wanted to get raped and get deeply resized by his 9 inch
jamie im so sad that jamie's uncle :' told me if i wanted sweets i agreed and he just gave me sweets and drove off :'
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Get the Uncle goober mug.This is the exact DNA match of Uncle Fester. However he has had his fair share of Hagfish and bobbit worms, ultimately causing him to form into a chrysalis and to hatch as uncle Pector. The hagburps are uncontrollable at this stage, especially at Christmas.
by Uncle Pecter January 14, 2019
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A variation of the Uncle Tom, an Uncle Ruckus is not only subservient to the dominant cultural/racial group but makes no attempts to put themselves in a social/economic position that makes them better than their own social group. Outspoken in their beliefs that the inferior racial group deserves to be trampled upon by their betters.
An Uncle Ruckus would often live in miserable conditions in comparison to an Uncle Tom, rejecting offers to be educated or adopt higher social standing by their masters and oppressors to become more respected. In turn they are ignored by the oppressive social/racial groups who sees them as pitiful in trying to gain the respect of the oppressors through putting others in their place.
A variation of the Uncle Tom, an Uncle Ruckus is not only subservient to the dominant cultural/racial group but makes no attempts to put themselves in a social/economic position that makes them better than their own social group. Outspoken in their beliefs that the inferior racial group deserves to be trampled upon by their betters.
An Uncle Ruckus would often live in miserable conditions in comparison to an Uncle Tom, rejecting offers to be educated or adopt higher social standing by their masters and oppressors to become more respected. In turn they are ignored by the oppressive social/racial groups who sees them as pitiful in trying to gain the respect of the oppressors through putting others in their place.
The local uncle ruckus was seen on the street counterprotesting a BLM rally by praising the KKK and Trump, unfortunately not even the most virtulent racist bothered to give the Uncle Ruckus a hi five.
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When I have a random question about anything, I just ask Uncle Google and get my answers in seconds!
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An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.
John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo
*johns penis evaporates*
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo
*johns penis evaporates*
by JOHN THE NIGGA March 14, 2018
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