A Rose Surprise is when you pluck a fully grown rose up from the ground and shove it up someone's ass while they're asleep.
by Funny Definition Man February 23, 2021
Get the Rose Surprisemug. by MurderousTip February 16, 2019
Get the Douglah Surprisemug. by Android__64/99.21.44 April 18, 2020
Get the Chocolate surprisemug. When an unsepecting woman is pounced on from behind when they are lying on their stomach and brutally analed while getting their vagina stuffed with household items or the surpriser's fecaces.
by Sexual predator August 13, 2015
Get the Sunrise surprisemug. When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”
by Qeefburger October 23, 2017
Get the ogre ooze surprisemug. 1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.
2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.
2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.
The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.
by esgaressux March 1, 2008
Get the Hydra surprisemug. A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Get the No Surprises Weddingmug.