poop scratch

(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.
Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.
by Randman January 08, 2007
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Poop~a~Doop

Poop~a~Doop:
1. Form of greeting but also can be a valediction


2.descriptive word, which can be positive or negative depending on the context
1.
i. Adam saw Kat and sais,"poop~a~doop". she replied "poop~a~doop"
ii. "i've g2g now, poop~a~doop" said Harvey

2.
i."I can't go out tonight" said Ed, "thats so poop~a~doop" replied Alex
ii."I had the best day, it was soo poop~a~doop" said Kim
by Kung Fu Kitten March 21, 2009
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poop clown

1. Poop Clown (n) - a slang word used to refer to those of african-descent. Equal to saying nigger, spearchucker, blackie, jiggaboo, porch monkey, etc...
"Holy shit, darryl"
"Did you see that poop clown? what the fuck is he doing at a nascar race??"
by dune coon September 28, 2007
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rocket poop

rocket poop incredably gasious poop shooting out of your butt at high speeds, because of all the build up of gas pressure behind the poop.
Dude, i just had hard core rocket poop.
I had rocket poop and it splashed water all over my cheeks.
Rocket poop is very releiving.
by jimmy jangles November 25, 2006
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poop finger

A large evacuation of liquid fecal matter closely resembling that of diarrhea but on a more explosive scale. Poop Finger can occur instantly and without conscious thought or decision. Poop Finger is directly caused by someone preparing your food after wiping their ass but before washing their hands.
Damn, the dude that prepared my filet-o-fish sandwich at McDonald's must have given me Poop Finger because I've been sneezing out of my ass for the last two hours.
by me.....)()( January 02, 2008
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Poop Stick

A small cigar that is smoked much like a cigarette. These would include Captain Blacks little cigars and Santa Fe's. They resemble the aroma of what burning feces would smell like. They're good for clearing a room out and ruining the mood. They smell like burning poop.
"Everything was all good until Jordan rolled in with a lit poop stick, within seconds everyone was trying to determine where that terrible poopy odor was coming from. Then they realized what it was and people questioned how one could enjoy smoking and inhaling lit poop."
by El Chando January 29, 2010
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poop breath

this can actually be a serious matter not really to joke about. it could be from a failing liver, but most probably from an impacted wisdom tooth or something. A free ebook over at somethingsmells.wordpress.com helped me. So I guess I can laugh about it now that its no longer me and i'm cured.
My friend has poop breath I should be honest and tell them about it incase its something serious.
by citoyen May 10, 2009
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