Mud Flapped

Mud Flapped. The female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you get killed. The act of squatting up and down on a players head after killing them to show your dominance.

After I was killed in my game she mud flapped me to establish her dominance and let me know I am trash.

by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021

eat dick mud

sturdy NY slang big bro spider man and venom say

yo eat dick mud

by Lachaballs June 9, 2024

mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.

The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!

by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003

Mud-Job

A hand-job where shit is used as lubricant.

Your mom gave me a mud-job last night! It stunk!!

by Lipflinger_69 July 21, 2022

Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021

mud

In Hawaii - to defecate, take a dump, etc

Braddah, I'll call you back - I gotta mud.

by poorfool808 May 31, 2018