moon rock

a turd and/or shart (containing a decent amount of fecal matter) that extrudes from a naked anus from one willingly to another unwilling

Yeah bro! Last night I gave Jake a moon rock and put it in his hand and he scratched his head and smeared my rock in his hair! Yeah bro he's hella gay!

by El Joto Rojo March 11, 2021

Moon

the stalker under your table

stoop Moon in me stolker

by Of'Yaxon'Ger March 16, 2021

moon milk

nut

his moon milk tasted so sweet

by trippie.brynn April 5, 2021

Moon

A very nice guy who makes other people's days by being themselves, that meaning they're kind, sweet and nice to talk to. Great friend to have around.

A: Moon is such a nice guy.
B: I know right? He's such a sweetheart.

by Ramsesss April 15, 2021

Dark side of the moon

The act of eating a black person's ass hole .

Did you here what Jon & shanice did last night? There were mia for 3 hours because he was on the dark side of the moon.

by medicneballer April 18, 2021

MOON PIE

An expression used whenever you don’t know how to respond to a situation.

Luke: Yeah nine people died at the FedEx shooting in Indianapolis.
Camden: Oh my god that’s so sad.

Jackson: MOON PIE

by Kaley_the_quiet_girl April 20, 2021

I am the moon

A phrase which connotes a self anointed sense of gravity and gravitas. The origins of this term come from Preston jones' 1962 stage play "the last meeting of the knights of the white magnolia"where towards the end of the play the proverbial spotlight sweeper utters as he sweeps up the spotlight:"I am the moon. Stemco stemco.stemco!" I have no idea what stemco means!

Sports reporter to star athlete: you have to put in an intense amount of time training for your sport. How do you do it?" Star athlete. I am the moon

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021