Magic

Magic is real

Harry: I love magic!
Ron: Yeah sure. But I dont like the fact that I can be pregnant because of it.

by _4lways December 29, 2020

Swedish Magic

When you ejaculate into someone's arse, swirl it around then eat it like a meatball

"Did you do Swedish magic last night"

by toecummies September 2, 2022

Magic

The property of Albert T. McKee; of uh... er... Oxfoooooooooops I mean The King and GOD.

"It's just Chaos and his fatha figyu.."
"It's just Satan."
"It's just Big Brother."
"It's The Muthafukin King."
"Is it your Sabbath too?"
"It ain't Magic."

by anonymous March 1, 2021

UwU Magic

Thank you RAWR UwU xD
OwO Meow
OwO Nya
OwU Neko
OwU-Chan
TeeHee UwU
UwO Ehe~
Kawaii~~

Youtube Superchat:
Merry Christmas
I know you won't say it Nerissa
But would Aradia read the UwU magic as one more Christmas gift?
Aradia: *continues to read the UwU Magic out loud*

by TheGreenDeath#EUW January 16, 2024

magic chalk

A chunk of calcium carbonate with marijuana in the mix. Found in a cave on a land mass in the world known commonly as the chalk zone. The first known person to ever hold this stuff is Rudy Tabootie, who ordered marijuana chalk, and now thinks that he is a boy going on adventures in a chalk board with his imaginary friend who is, ironically, named snap. He does stupid things in his imagination with and sometimes thinks of a girl named penny sanchez who looks like a character from

The obscure show "cyber chase" and needs to get over his marijuana issues.

Still think it's no big deal?
Rudy, you have to draw something!
AND of course, magic chalk

by Baxterdam September 27, 2017

Maryland Magic

Maryland Magic is the the shitty tree that you get in Maryland after you have let it furment for a long time so it gets super crystalized and chronic. As opposed to Cali crystal which is bought in California and is chronic from the get go. Also the name of nigaboo Zach Steffey's bong.

Damn son! That Maryland magic reminds me of our shit we smoke in the bay! or Man we killed our lungs all night with Maryland Magic. Shit was gravy.

by Margerine ass handstand man October 21, 2009

Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019