Dump

To take a shit

Wow just took a huge dump 'looked like the Red October soviet ballistic submarine laid in the pan

by Vickster September 15, 2021

Memorial Dump

A Memorial Dump is a dump taken in honor of someone. Usually someone will get ready to take a dump then declare either mentally or verbally "this one is for you" and proceed to drop a massive dump in their honor.

I took a memorial dump in your honor!

by Himbiblyscibly July 13, 2025

Cab over dump truck

The act of placing one fist on top of the other and inserting it into the anus of your partner.

Grandma K is crazy I can’t believe she invented the cab over dump truck!

by Djnellyz October 15, 2023

Desk Dump

A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.

"I really hate the head of sales, he's such a dick. I'm going to desk dump him"

by Dumpers March 1, 2020

dump-clothes

dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who who IYHO dresses you badly/poorly that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump

N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the offending party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.

Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma December 26, 2012

dump n toke

The act of smoking a joint or pipe of weed while taking a dump.

After dinner last night, I had to dump n toke in order to feel better.

by jodiaz76 June 4, 2016

Quick-dump artist

Akin to a quick-draw artist with a six-shooter; ie; Gunslinger. The quick -dump artist is similar only with the art of the toilet bowl versus a gun.

"Hey Dude I thought you had to make a doo-doo before we leave." I already did; I'm a quick-dump artist.

by kingmerriam April 21, 2014