I really need to sleep

it's 11:25 PM as I'm writing this, and I feel like I need to sleep.

Guy 1: Shit, I'm so tired. Haven't got my daily nap today.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.

by chocolate_nuggets555 June 29, 2025

sleep

something you need !!!!!! seriously get some sleep your really cranky

go to sleep ethan you've been playing fortnite since last weekend!!

by shiannelove2008 November 5, 2019

Forbidden Sleep Technique

The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.

Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.

by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023

sleep bait

Masturbating while sleeping

Hey Billy, did you sleep bait last night??

Umm Barbara, I know you did

by Baraba_sleep January 13, 2018

Sleep

Sleep is for the weak. Only people like named something like Dave enjoy sleep

Owen:bro did u sleep last night?
Dave:yeah I slept like a log
Owen: HA, DAVE. Always knew you a bit, WEAK

by charliehiguys October 20, 2020

Sleep

Something no teenager ever revives

I want to sleep but I keep having a crisis

by Wesisa December 29, 2019

Serpent's Sleep

When you allow your asshole to sink into the toilet bowl and then you flush the toilet effectively making it a make shift bidet. Just like Jormungandr when he would sleep, the realms water levels would rise consuming the lands.

I just let the toilet serpent's sleep my ass.

by MrZano69 May 10, 2019