banana summer

slushynoobz episode character

banana summer is strutting!

by bingobangobongobinzinga January 1, 2025

Cuntboy Summer

When you stop caring what anyone thinks and just do whatever you want. Not mean, just... done. Done performing, done explaining, done asking permission. When you're just vibing it with zero fucks given.

"He wore that??"
"He doesn't give a fuck, it's his Cuntboy Summer."

"Why are you being like this?"
"I'm just being a Cuntboy. It's Cuntboy Summer."

by Oldmucker4578 March 7, 2026

False Summer (Michigan)

A meteorological prank where Michigan briefly experiences beautiful spring weather for about 48 hours before returning to snow, wind, and existential disappointment.

Known side effects include:

• wearing shorts in March
• grilling in the driveway
• everyone collectively saying “maybe winter’s finally over”
• immediate regret

Scientists believe this phenomenon exists solely to keep Michiganders humble.

Yesterday I was driving with the windows down in a T-shirt. Today I’ve got my North Face zipped up. False summer (Michigan).

by The Banana Bard March 10, 2026

Capsized Submarine

(noun):
The act of storing a sub sandwich upside down in a refrigerator to prevent gravity from turning the bottom bread into a soggy sponge.

“I’m not eating a mushy hoagie tomorrow, I’m going Capsized Submarine on this Philly cheesesteak.”

by DeepImpactblue_5.0 March 18, 2026

brat summer

rodent infestation

“What do you think about brat summer?”
“Rodent infestation”

by givemesushi February 18, 2025

Yellow Submarine

One of the best Beatles songs and a really good nonsensical movie.

Have you ever watched Yellow Submarine? No, but I've listened to the song.

by RINGO AND MACCA ARE THE SEXIES February 22, 2025

Tecca summer

A summer which consists of listening to Lil Tecca and living your best life, the perfect summer.

It's gonna be a Tecca summer!

by Guest78463 March 26, 2025