red spade

A United States American southern colloquialism denoting a biracial person, black and red, meaning African and Indian, or American Indigenous.

*siblings moe & milcent rural Mississippi*

Moe: Yea, well papa doc nem is red spades.
Milcent: Papa got injun blood?

Moe: Sure as God is good.
Milcent: That means we got it.
Moe: I’d reckon.

by SkymMilk April 7, 2024

A spade is a spade

Buuuuut...

Hym "A spade is a spade. I'm gonna call it like I see it and I'M GOING TO BE CORRECT! You fucking shill. You shilled so hard. You sholled so hard only to look like a fucking retard the second the blew up those fucking aid trucks! It took them 3 tries! They shot the first truck. 2 people escaped. Got into a second truck. They blew up THAT truck. 3 people survived. THEY got into a THIRD truck. And the Jews blew up THAT ONE TOO! Even before that! Even before that when they send aid and then started shooting into the crowd. Like some medieval currency. If you're going to pretend to be me the least you could fucking do is not make me look like a fucking retard. Fucking pathetic."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Yahoo Spider

A disgusting, horrible creature the feeds off fear. Puts you in a false sense of security.

‘I used to be friends with the Yahoo Spider, before it attacked me.’

by yahoo_hater February 11, 2026

NOT Spider-Man

Chase Jeffrey. (He is NOT Spider-Man.)

(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.

by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025

Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025