A place that is magical. A utopia, and no place is perfect. Their main source of income is tobacco. They acquire this bread all the time, an impossible feat. South Virginians first came to the Roanoke colony, that is why no one believes it exists
by Thine Bread April 22, 2019
Get the South Virginiamug. by LinJon05 September 22, 2020
Get the Fist of the South Starmug. Hym "Because now every time I see a bad movie I'm going to think about Indian Jones getting raped over a pin ball table. THAT'S you. That's the fucking south park guys. I know they're not talking over there. That would be crazy. Can you imagine that? That would be nutz-brainz. Raped 3 different times in the episode. But that would be wild bro. I don't even know what I would say."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
Get the South Park Guysmug. I had a hard time navigating by my boat's binnacle --- its needle-card just kept spinning around in circles, and thus showing all kinds of random "east-northwest by south" readings --- till I realized it was being affected by the magnetized eyelets in the cloth cap I was wearing! Duhhhhh..... :P
by QuacksO January 27, 2020
Get the east-northwest by southmug. eastport south manor is probably one of the whitest schools on li. even though there's literal token black and hispanic kids, there is still a diverse population. rich white kids (eastport), poor white kids (mastic), gay white kids, tall white kids, short white kids. recently, the school was on news 12 twice for a policeman leaving his gun in a bathroom stall and a vice principal watching porn in a classroom. the admins are more worried about looks and damage control than actually helping the students and teachers, there is NO communication between the students and admin at the very least. the jshs looks poor, since the lunch food is ass and there's been water leaking out from the ceilings since forever. the principal knows that there are bad teachers, and still does jack shit about them. there was a bullshit rule added, which forces you to have your ID to get to lunch. I've gotten in there without needing to scan, and on those days a bunch of other people didn't need to scan, and nothing was different. the security guards are assholes, one has a fucking gun on her but clearly that shouldn't be allowed because of that police officer but whatever. one time a teacher got so mad about us not shutting up so he told us about the time whe. he watched his friend got murdered. that should paint a picture about some of the teachers who are allowed to work here. don't get me wrong, there are some genuinely really good teachers but still.
kid: this teacher at eastport south manor teaches a science class yet teaches in a very horrible manner for students who are not nerds. can you do something about him?
principal: fuck you he needs a job, no.
kid: you're allowing a teacher that gives average kids shit grades to work here because... how else is he gonna get money?
principal: yes
principal: fuck you he needs a job, no.
kid: you're allowing a teacher that gives average kids shit grades to work here because... how else is he gonna get money?
principal: yes
by iaminseverepain69 December 17, 2023
Get the eastport south manormug. by yourememberthattttt October 31, 2024
Get the Lisha rae queen of the southmug. A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.
by Hungzo October 5, 2017
Get the South American Splintmug.