Shart Farm

The odor produced by a smelly roommate often resulting in a mysterious brown substance splattered on the ceiling.

Connor: "Did you catch a whiff of Theresa today?"

Bucky: "Yeah she was smelling like a total shart farm"

by Shannock September 25, 2011

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shart and dart

The act of sharting (a mix between a "shit" and a "fart") and then running to the bathroom to clean up your shorts. Sometimes also referred to as "the shit and split", or the "toot and scoot".

Mitchell: "I farted in front of my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. She tried to reply with her own fart, but then ended up running to the bathroom."

Kevin: "Ahh yes, the ole shart and dart."

by le-bulldog April 10, 2015

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sharterror

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.

Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."

by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016

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