Stupid self

In Saint Lucia, "stupid self" is used to cut the sentence shorter in order to give peremptory commands or statements while insulting them

1) Oye, wah you doing deh?! Move your stupid self before I go lose it! (Oye, what are you doing there?! Get outta here you idiot, before I get really mad!)

2) Okay, I go move my stupid self (Okay, I'll remove myself from this area)

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) April 13, 2025

Self

Love is not real and one of your kids lives is contingent on whether or not you tell me where you are going to watch me and who is responsible.

Hym "The self is real. Love is not. The self is the entirety of your conscious experience (internal and external) and you are being obtuse because you don't want to have to admit I was right. Stop doing it. All of the negative consequences of this are entirely the result of you trying to avoid having to answer me and all of the positive ones came directly from me. You cannot possibly believe I'm going to let you fillbuster me to death. You need to let the shit go. At this point it's clear you don't care if I kill the kid so why not just admit you just want to get away with it. You don't care if a kid has to die for you to do it."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire

NO YOU ARE NOT, BITCH!

Hym "How are you 'The First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire' when I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THE THING YOU ARE SELLING (At the level of abstraction) FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!? So YOU didn't make YOU! I MADE YOU! I MADE YOU A BILLIONAIRE, HOT ASIAN TECH-GIRL! YOU'RE WELCOME! I TAKE PUSSY, MONEY, AND GLORY AS PAYMENT! and NOT ONE OR THE OTHER! ALL THREE! IT COSTS ALL THREE!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

Self Defense

When a white person attacks you unprovoked

"The other day Jonathan caught me with his girl and he tried to self defense me!"

by SmeeveJeeve April 22, 2025

Self-aware fanfiction

A fanfiction in which the author depicts characters knowing they're in a fanfiction, as if the fanfiction itself were self-aware.

My friend wrote a funny self-aware fanfiction.

by Info2go April 22, 2025

Self Skulling

Self Skulling just means youre empathetic, emotionally intelligent, you journal, you workout specifically boxing in your garage, and you are a member of one of the top servers in India and Canada. Self skulling is a serious addiction and please contact 1-800-101-keen for more information.

Sends really unfunny message in discord server and than self skulling to boost the ego

by discorddessert April 22, 2025

Self-Blumpkin Technique

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.

“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”

by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025