runescape

An entirely dumb as hell game created by Jagex Ltd. that encircles lives of children. Basically everyone that plays this game hasn't seen sunlight in 4 months besides walking to their school busstop, and constantly talks to their friends who really don't care about how they leveled up and are training their crafting skill to make dragonstone jewelry. Most of the time, kids playing Runescape have never seen a better game online, and enjoy thinking that they can get a girl other than their "GFs" that they give online gifts to because it's their one way of escaping the reality that they can't get a date.

OMG dude I just got 72 smithing!
Good for you, I don't care about dumb-as-hell Runescape.
Shut up or I'll own you in the Wildy!

runescape by A Speaker of the Truth August 16, 2006

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Rule 80

"If it's gonna be hot, you don't need a jacket"

Guy 1 : "Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot !"
Girl 1 : "Then I don't need a jacket"
Guy 1 "Yeah, pretty obvious...have you heard of the rule 80 ?"

Rule 80 by Liatnoo-Cretsim May 24, 2009

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Half-plus-seven Rule

A rule the specifies the youngest person that a person of either sex can date without it being inappropriate. The rule is always calculated by the older person's age.

Kristi: I got asked out today by a guy who's 30.

Jason: Well, you are 22 so it fits the half-plus-seven rule...

Half-plus-seven Rule by Dedao do pe September 23, 2009

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Rule 34

If an object can be conjectured, there is porn made of it. If not, then porn will be made of it as soon as someone hears what you are looking for. (see rule 34-B)

Known exceptions are:
Rule 34 itself. You cannot rule 34, rule 34.
Also, abstract ideas may not be rule 34'd, it must be a concrete object or be representable as one.

I call rule 34 on existentialism *wtf*

Rule 34 by FluffyNevyn September 27, 2008