Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
by SLK Creighton March 13, 2011
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021
person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
by traps n gaps January 20, 2021
When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.
by ERM97 June 26, 2018
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world - G man
by Smart words sussybaka January 11, 2022
Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.
Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.
Person 1: ayo
Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.
Person 1: ayo
by Kok man November 26, 2021
Idiot: Pineapple Pizza is good
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
by lordgrim the invcbke February 15, 2021