sludge guzzling road whore

A "Sludge guzzling road whore" is someone that is as sleazy as they are filthy! Absolutely no morals and will perform sexual acts of any kind with anyone for pennies on the dollar!!
Truck stops are often common places to find SLUDGE GUZZLING ROAD WHORES!
by One Witty chic April 21, 2017
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Road noggin

Aka
Road head
Transportation fellation

Oral sex
Throatin

Chokin
🎶🎶🎶When you’re drivin down the street, and she chokes on your meat, that’s road noggin 🎶🎶 yea, that’s road noggin🎶🎶🎶
by Thiccpooper April 23, 2021
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Road-tap

(verb). The act of sexual intercourse with a random person on a road trip.

When the door is locked on a gas station because I am in tapping the waitress ass while actually being on a road trip.
Sorry for being late, I had to stop for a quick road-tap.
by kpthetapmaster69 July 14, 2019
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Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.
Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched
by the big snutch March 25, 2021
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Road Gash

The female equivalent of road head. A play on the word road rash, but often involving less blood, unless that's what you're into.
I gave (insert female name here) the best road gash on the way home from the movies last night. She was swirving so much she got pulled over
by Shamadizzle September 05, 2018
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township road 212

lame street away from everything...its in the country...in marion township....behind birchaven
''township road 212''
by thee bitch October 21, 2009
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road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.
Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.
by SweeteaTV January 09, 2023
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