Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022

rooster ring

A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."

Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.

by 40ozwarrior July 24, 2022

Yorkshire Ring

When you are three knuckles deep with your Nottingham fingers located approximately 10 miles south of Leeds.

Man last night I had a proper Yorkshire ring

by Younghansolo July 25, 2022

Ring job

While wearing a thumb ring slide it into the female’s asshole until it sits inside like an egg in a nest.

Olivia gave me the best ring job last night

by Hungboi96 July 30, 2022

Chili ring

Another word for booty hole or anus if wanting to be proper.

Master, stretched my chili ring until I came on the floor.

by Bigmommy_pegger August 7, 2022

RING OF HONOR

When u have anal sex - but know you shouldn't brag about it to anyone

i told the boys...i broke the ring of honor

by ^^!$#@ June 11, 2022

No super bowl rings

The browns on every level

The browns are shit and have No super bowl rings

by dotzw :( June 14, 2022