poop hanger

A metal hanger, usually kept in bathrooms, that is used to break up chunks of fecal matter that may plug the toilet.

"Brian! Brian! I plugged your guy's toilet up."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

poop in a box

The phrase "poop in a box" is pretty random. To use the poop in a box phrase is fairly easy. You can either say it and confuse people, or the real reason why its poop in a box is because you write out poop and make a rectangle around poop, hence the phrase poop in a box...just write it down randomly, on a white board, in your room, on a sticky note, and it will totally confuse everyone. Its just supposed to make you smile when you see it.

You: What is that?
Me: Its poop in a box silly!

by Candy Heart August 6, 2009

poop clown

1. Poop Clown (n) - a slang word used to refer to those of african-descent. Equal to saying nigger, spearchucker, blackie, jiggaboo, porch monkey, etc...

"Holy shit, darryl"
"Did you see that poop clown? what the fuck is he doing at a nascar race??"

by dune coon October 12, 2007

rocket poop

rocket poop incredably gasious poop shooting out of your butt at high speeds, because of all the build up of gas pressure behind the poop.

Dude, i just had hard core rocket poop.
I had rocket poop and it splashed water all over my cheeks.
Rocket poop is very releiving.

by jimmy jangles November 26, 2006

poop finger

A large evacuation of liquid fecal matter closely resembling that of diarrhea but on a more explosive scale. Poop Finger can occur instantly and without conscious thought or decision. Poop Finger is directly caused by someone preparing your food after wiping their ass but before washing their hands.

Damn, the dude that prepared my filet-o-fish sandwich at McDonald's must have given me Poop Finger because I've been sneezing out of my ass for the last two hours.

by me.....)()( January 11, 2008

Poop Stick

A small cigar that is smoked much like a cigarette. These would include Captain Blacks little cigars and Santa Fe's. They resemble the aroma of what burning feces would smell like. They're good for clearing a room out and ruining the mood. They smell like burning poop.

"Everything was all good until Jordan rolled in with a lit poop stick, within seconds everyone was trying to determine where that terrible poopy odor was coming from. Then they realized what it was and people questioned how one could enjoy smoking and inhaling lit poop."

by El Chando January 29, 2010

poop breath

this can actually be a serious matter not really to joke about. it could be from a failing liver, but most probably from an impacted wisdom tooth or something. A free ebook over at somethingsmells.wordpress.com helped me. So I guess I can laugh about it now that its no longer me and i'm cured.

My friend has poop breath I should be honest and tell them about it incase its something serious.

by citoyen May 10, 2009