For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
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2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”
2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”
Kid: dad? Can I get a phone soon?
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you
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Get the Porcelain phone mug.When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 15+ girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).
What is the talking stage?
The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.
Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.
The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.
The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.
WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.
saying this for legal reasons.
I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
What is the talking stage?
The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.
Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.
The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.
The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.
WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.
saying this for legal reasons.
I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
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B.When someone insults you over text
B.When someone insults you over text
A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
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