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Party Dementia

A state of disorientation resulting from excessive combination substance abuse achievable only by the large available quantity of free drugs/alcohol found at parties.

The symptoms include (but are not limited to) :

-Forgetting time/place/date
-Oversleeping for mandatory events (Work, school)
-Losing otherwise sacred items (keys,wallet,phone)
-Calling people you've done a very good job avoiding for years, with an uncalled for sense of affection
-Waking up in strange, unsleepable places
Bro 1: *Bursts in room with 24 pack* "YOU READY FOR THE THIRSTY THURSDAY PARTY WEEKEND BRUH"

Bro 2: "Dude, its Monday. Arent you supposed to be at work? I think you got party dementia bro... where are your pants and why are you covered in mayonnaise?"
Bro 1: *sobs*
by Vaulterofmanylavas October 4, 2016
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party in place

When one cannot go out and have fun at a local bar, because they are closed down for a quarantine, or the weather is so horrendous one leave one's house, but one is determined to have a blast anyway.
Theo could not go out to party with his friend, because of the quarantine.so he decided to PARTY IN PLACE.
by John Wordsleuth February 17, 2021
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puss party

A party where u find lot of pussy offerings.
Yo!! lets hit puss party!! we'll get all kinda pussy cuisines there!!!
by UrbanMads December 2, 2013
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fatslorrete party

A group of large women celebrating that they will no longer need to diet after the wedding next week and look forward to climaxing at the parting of the wedding cake.
Bill met Carmen when she was part of a fatslorrete party in Vegas!
by Rick Clean Crack April 23, 2023
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Sardine Party

A party, usually a house party, with way too many people per square footage. The worst type of party. Everybody stands shoulder to shoulder. People are stacked back to back or pressed all up against someones chest. Dancing is reduced to swaying; if you try to move your feet you'd step on someone else's. Constantly at high risk of catching elbows. Smaller houses risk an unhealthy CO2 to O2 ratio. Depending on how late you get there, you might just be inhaling recycled air and recycling it again.
"Hey come pick me up. Im at this Sardine Party, bro. I've breathed in so many other people's carbon. Yea. I hardly made it out of there alive. I couldn't even exit dance through the crowd to get out, I had to slide through the gaps between bodies of people who were simultaneously try to hump me as I went."

- How was the party mate?

"It sucked, man. Total sardine party. Place was crawling with people and there was no alcohol."

"This function was a total sardine party. When I showed up, the host was making everyone go outside so that he could filter out the dudes who didn't pay and make more room to let more females in. Totally pulled a Brita on that place. They Brita'd them sardines."
by svggytits November 13, 2016
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Harry Party

An ex-famous Roblox YouTuber with millions of followers spanning their social platforms. He was known for his notorious video 'ROBLOX ADMIN COMMANDS' he was later cancelled on MySpace for censoring roblox genitals.
Guy 1 - "I want to be famous YouTube on day"
Guy 2 - "Oh, just like Harry Party"
by Jack tha Jackers March 15, 2022
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APO Party

What happens when one of the kids from band camp turns 21 and can start buying everyone alcohol.
Did you guys hear about the APO party? They were playing name games.
by ΓΓΓ October 27, 2018
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