Emo boy Colored pants 

a emo and or scene boy who wears colored pants and looks gay.

"Who lives in a messed up place?"
"Emo boy colored pants!"

Emo boy Colored pants by smileyskickbooty May 20, 2010

grumpy poo poo pants 

To be in an extremely foul mood, akin to having your pants full of shit similar to an infant with a shit laden diaper.

Jeremy: STFU, I'm sick of listening to your crap.

Mike: You're grumpy poo poo pants because your mom didn't blow you last night!

grumpy poo poo pants by CyberWank September 2, 2010

white pants 

Pants worn by lesbians, especially lipstick lesbians, and usually with colorful panties underneath.

There's Melissa and her butch, Michelle, how many times has Melissa worn white pants this week?

white pants by shortlesbianlover October 14, 2010

skampy pants

Those nasty Red Lobster bitches who don't have shit and think that eating at Red Lobster is the end-all be-all of high cuisine. You bitches know who I'm talking to... y'all make your man take you to Red Lobster, cuz it's over-priced frozen-ass nasty seafood, but it's expensive, so you make your man take you there and drop a $150 tab on dinner for two, then when he takes you home to fuck ya, you got shrimp scampi all over ya damn pants, and ya smell like shit. Ya smell like a nasty ass shrimp that's been pissed on and rolled in garlic.

Skampy-pants called me again today, man... damn Red Lobster groupie won't take the claws out.

skampy pants by g[x] April 29, 2004

pumpkin pants 

A man who enjoys putting cold gourds against his genitals in public settings. A debauche, freak, sexual pervert; A real Devin.

Also tend to cause traumatic events for children around Halloween

"Hey did you hear how Devin fucked that pumpkin in the dining hall"

"Yeah hes a real pumpkin pants"

pumpkin pants by Blarghinheim January 16, 2009

Big Boy Pants 

Pants with features such as zips, buttons and belt-holding-apparatus on the waist. big boy pants often feature buttons that require certain finger strength and finesse to handle.

Unlike other more common pants, staining Big Boy Pants results in anger/frustration with ones parents. Known from Cult Classic action comedy thriller "The Other Guys"

"you wake up in the morning and shout: i put on my big boy pants?"

"look at Jimmy already wearing big boy pants"

Big Boy Pants by Not Timothy Dalton December 2, 2013

sagging pants 

Means your open for buisness in prison. (Gay people rape you in prison when ur pants down)

Brian:Bro why you have sagging pants?
Stewie:Cause it’s cool man.
Brian:No that just means your open for buisness.

Stewie:Like Job Buisness?
Brian:No like rape in the ass buisness.
Stewie:*pulls up pants and puts belt on*

sagging pants by Kingjupiter May 31, 2018