New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)

Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.

by Myzfyt July 25, 2019

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Drain the phone

Verb. Euphemism for doing what one does with a Shake Weight (except to a penis instead of a Shake Weight) and consequently draining one's mobile phone battery with a tragic porn streaming addiction.

We need to end this conversation now because if I don't go drain the phone someone's gonna get hurt.

by PhoneDraina May 13, 2017

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phone-dropping

The modern version of jaw-dropping. When someone's comment or fetching good looks causes you to metaphorically or literally drop your phone.

I checked out this one girls pics on IG and she's phone-droppingly gorgeous!

by Secretmachine. January 17, 2014

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Phone swap

Usually commented on videos/pictures of a couple saying their S/O most likely isn’t loyal.

‘Phone swap’ is when you swap phones with your S/O and go through their messages & socials.

A happy couple posts a video

Andrew: “Phone swap”
Lisa: “phone swap😭”

by oceanbreeze<3 February 2, 2024

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phone

Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT

My mom:NO phone while eating (gets on phone and gets on FUCKING Facebook)

Me:(in mind)*fuck you*

by Ugh, I hate it all December 3, 2019

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