road killed

To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!

Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!

by sdiggy May 17, 2016

felt roads

drinkin, but not quite drunk.

i was out last night, yeah, i had a few, but i still felt roads.

by marvelousmachine May 4, 2008

All roads lead to you

When you try so hard to get rid of someone, but you always end up going back to them.

Person 1: "Why did you get back with me? Why not someone else?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I tried to get rid of you, but it seems like all roads lead to you."

by cruevhs February 16, 2024

road rules

n. Slang term for a firearm, usually a semi-automatic pistol.

When the SWAT element came through the door, the drug dealer pulled his gat on them.

by Spock July 13, 2003

Road sign

A person with a dick the curves to the right or left like a street sign directing traffic

John has a road sign

by Kietanium March 12, 2021

Road

Another word used for a roadman

That pussio not even road

by Danny..... February 8, 2021

Laying Road Pipe

The act of traveling a long distance over a period of time

If we start laying road pipe, we might make it to the Grand Canyon tomorrow

by Geezerino April 20, 2021