Nut Mugger

An overly aggressive girl/guy who is trying to get into a guy's pants and at his nuts.

Bob: That striper is such a Nut Mugger. She would not leave me alone.

Fred:Yea, she wanted your nuts bad!

by BobDaily2 August 22, 2009

Trophy Nut

Getting to fuck someone you've had a burning desire to fuck for any period of time.

Gary: "Did you get to sleep with Amy last night?"
Eric: "Hell yeah! Been wanting to do this for so goddamn long. It's one hell of a trophy nut."

by jmk8646 March 10, 2019

Taffy Nut

(Adj). When your nut sack sticks to your legs like a piece of taffy. (usually happens when sitting or laying down)

(cure). when laying down, pull sack through underwear pee hatch. Taffy nut domination!

Chase, I cant sleep because my nuts keep sliding down my leg, Fucking Taffy Nut!

by lewisle April 3, 2011

gas nut

Gas Nut - A fart moderately loud; into someone else's face.

Person 1. Did you hear that.
Person 2. Yeah sounded like a gas nut.
Person 3. Man, why my face.

by Dat one boi October 27, 2017

Sus Nuts

An insult to someone who has just said some stupid shit

"Joe biding is give good head."
"Bro you're litchrally Sus Nuts right now."

by Jim Proactive2 January 10, 2022

Old Nut

is like a young nut but an old nut has bags under his eyes and not because he's tired like a young nut but because he is old and his skin is flabby.

wow look at that old nut, he's all like "what's chat snap?"

by golden corrral February 10, 2019

Nut Bulge

When a man wears tighter-fitting pants and sits down, causing a bulge in the crotch area.

I was wearing tight pants while driving one day, and my wife looked over at me and said, “Nice nut bulge.”

by Pumpkin Eater Dawn February 15, 2019