by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021
Get the Internet trollmug. 
"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Internet-Speedmug. The Internet is a place with no chill and can poison your mind if you're not careful on what you search
Guy 1- Jerry had to go to a therapist because he searched "1 man 1 jar" .
Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.
Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.
by bihlilboi January 21, 2018
Get the The Internetmug. The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.
So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.
by celesguy1 June 7, 2016
Get the internet invisiblemug. An amazing tool that seems great at first, but just ends up making your life worse and worse and worse as time goes on
Person 1: Why are you so grumpy today?
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real
by Heiloloheimir March 24, 2022
Get the The internetmug. by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020
Get the the teachers internetmug.