National Anti-horny day

(re-doing this because somebody forgot to say the name :D)

National Anti-horny day is held on April 15th, one day before National horny day.

If you celebrate this day, it counters the National horny day, and you are not able to go to National horny day.
probably pro lmao: i am honry please peg

somebody else: no i have celebrated the funny National Anti-horny day.
by hypesquid April 07, 2021
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National Best Gf Day

January 16th is the dopest day of the month otha than the 27th. It is jennday
hey babe we going to Olive Garden
her: omg rlly why?
cus it’s national best gf day
by gangties January 15, 2021
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National get freaky day

May 5th is national get freaky and naughty with your partner / fwb . Rather it’s over snap / messages or in person have fun and make your bf / gf happy .
Him - hey wanna have some fun

Her - why should we

Him - well it is may 5th national get freaky day

Her - then let’s go
by nationaldaycreator May 05, 2021
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National Lemon Sadness Day

National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.
Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that
by Melon Sliced November 02, 2020
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National Wet Willy Day

On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.
Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”
by Kacklemore April 12, 2019
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National lose weight day

It’s time for you to lose weight fat ass! Get on the treadmill and run muthafucka RUN!
by Jaycake September 24, 2019
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