ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.

damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 3, 2017

Ninja slick

Noun~ a swift, often very lucky reflexive move performed in order to avoid any unfortunate situation. While driving this is referred to as a Jack Move.

Such as in jumping off a boat into water and remembering halfway that you still have your ipod on you and turning and throwing it successfully to a friend in the boat. Damn Skrappy,if you weren't ninja slick you would have just broke your damn neck.

by Lord Gekko May 22, 2008

Alabama ninja

The thing a white kid says when he doesn't want to say the n word around black people

Look at this Alabama ninja, thinks he's cool.

by You're on me get off me May 24, 2019

ninja edit

An edit that is ninja-like.

Wooooosh! Ninja edit!

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

ninja suprise

when fucking a girl doggystyle, right before you are about to cum, give her a charlie horse up the ass. Swiftly move at ninjaspeed in front of her and slap her with your extremely sharp penis while you cum on her face leaving a shuriken shaped mark on her face. Proceed to leave the room QUICKLY by setting off smoke bombs and blending in with the enviroment.

Dude, I made that bitch bleed with an ninja suprise last night

by stteeeeeeeel December 28, 2007

Assistant Ninja

An assistant to other ninjas.

Pro_Skater is the assistant ninja of _Yuna_ and KJM.

by Pro_Skater February 28, 2003

Dancing Ninja

how asians masturbate. since theyre penises are so small, and theyre bodies are so flexible, they use the space in between their toes to stimulate themselves, thus looking like a dancing ninja.

sonny: I bomb da harbor!

justin: bombing da harbor was such last year, now i do the dancing ninja.

by bombharbors April 17, 2011