Ole Mike

Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.

Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.

by MartianMan69 May 3, 2024

bunny loves mike

and he should unblock her immediately

bunny loves mike so mike please unblock bunny immediately ❤️

by bunniez040404 December 27, 2022

Mike Le grys

Big tin tin quiff wearing stud muffin. Usually seen with an rpg in his back pocket flying shotgun in a heli around rebirth island.

Did you see that? That guy did a Mike le grys.

by Synyster17 November 7, 2022

Mike Pallidino

He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.

“Mike pallidino sucks at madden”

by Bleat November 26, 2019

mike riveraing

camping in call of duty.

"i didnt want to die so i went mike riveraing

by jim cod November 9, 2011

Mike

Short for Michael in many cultures.

This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.

"Mike's coming over later, is that cool?"

"Which fucking Mike?"

by NickEffinB May 30, 2025

Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.

Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.

by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023