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Matthew

Matthew is the name of a man who is funny and smart and kind but most of all will be the first one to help you out if you need it. Sometimes Matthew goes by Matt but the best people call him Guapo because he is so attractive. He is talented in almost every sport and has enough zeal to power a small city-state for a century. Matt won't hesitate to pour all of that zeal out on whatever playing field or court he might be on, so be sure to pick him for your team. Actually, to be honest it's more likely that he will be picking you. Matt is a natural leader who will go to hell and back for you if necessary. In fact, he has been to hell and back multiple times. His successful leadership stems in part from his ability to empathize with all sorts of people with all sorts of backgrounds. He has a knack of saying exactly what you need to hear, and the thing is he means it.

Like all superheros though, Matt has some weaknesses. Dogs, for example, will cause him to lose awareness of the size of things around him. This might cause unexpected actions such as leaping over a 5 foot fence in order to pet the aforementioned dog. Another weakness worth mentioning is Matt's love, nay, obsession over meat and the various ways it can be grilled, cooked, smoked, etc, etc. Watch out Saturday, it's smokin' time.

All in all a Matthew is the kind of person you want to be around. Stick with him. He is a keeper. He will love you despite your best efforts.
Oh no there is a dog! Quick coach, start the workout so Matthew won't run away!

Aw Matthew! Thank you for bringing me ice cream. You're a good man.

Yes Matthew, I'll marry you.
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Matthew

Matthew's typically have great parents, ultimately resulting in healthy social skills later on in life. Matthew tends to have nothing that he needs, but something that everyone else needs. He's the man that the world didn't know it needed. He typically stocks up on plenty of snacks, but is in desperate need of toilet paper. Usually stocks up on Ramen Noodles, but has no idea how to cook anything else. Will go out and earn a surplus of money just to spend it on the person he loves (who is also typically the person who cooks for him). Believes he's stuck in the awkward part of life between a mom and a wife.
"Who's that guy that's feeding the homeless?"
"Oh... that's Matthew!"
by DaddyMattySutts November 9, 2022
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The "Rowdy Round"by Matthew

This is when you're getting beat up really bad in the Matthew stops while you're on the ground and Spins you by your feet and hit you in the face as you spend by him over and over again moving your hands away from your face punch punch punch
Man I can't believe he spun like a top . Such a puss ... He so got The "Rowdy round"by Matthew...! Well shoot, thats what happens when you mess with a Matthew...!!
by Jack's tiny Sparrow January 28, 2019
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matthew mccommas

A nice and sensitive guy who cares for others especially those who he loves.
Matthew McCommas is such a leader to everyone .
by Mattsterwayne December 25, 2016
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Matthew Pool

I have a Matthew Pool today.
by Coolboy77 January 28, 2021
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Matthew Tufts Moore

Matthew Tufts Moore a Bulgarian Trainor, Wrestler, Boxer & Recording Artist & Actor And Body Builder will His claim to fame is his Music & life in the Fitness World The Albums Matthew is classified under is European House Music Along with other Various Artists Such as Andrea Teodora, Costi Forza as well as other Bulgarian Artist Matthew is Known for his sexy music and his Incredible style did I met ion he is Huge #stud In 2020 Matthew Was Engaged To Samantha Baskin A ticktock personality Known for her entertaining social media and not taking herself to seriously. Samantha Baskin is known for her comedic work as a hobby on tick tock
Did You see that Beautiful Man with the Beard in Stache oh sh*** Baby it’s Matthew Tufts Moore
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Matthew

A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.
Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.

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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
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