matthew

oh look at that matthew it’s a big retard!
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Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.
-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)
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Matthew

Guy 1- what the fuck, get off my girl
Guy 2-yeah you matthew
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Matthew

He is the hottest sexiest son of a bitch he pulls literally everyone and sucks off every girl, he has 8 inches + if u find a wild Matthew you for sure are lucky.
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Matthew

Fat big fluffy marshmallow, looks like a potato has a 26% in science. Has a terrible haircut that looks like he failed at attempting curtain bangs. Such a baddie grrr ruff ruff. Also gay
Matthew is a gay baddie
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matthew

Matthew is a very sweet guy who loves his gf and so in love w his gf and so cute and emo and cute actually so cute handsome gentleman
person1:omg who is that cute emo guy
person2:thats matthew the hottie
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Matthew

Wow! Matthew is so sexy
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