matthew minassian

see; thot

They’re such a Matthew Minassian

by ih8matthewminassian April 2, 2018

Matthew Walsh

Please, Matt. Stop giving me ads. All I ask is to stop receiving ads from you Matt. I have nothing against you but please.

Matthew Walsh's videos keep appearing in my YouTube reccomeneded as ads.

by capitalistism May 3, 2021

Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm

I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm

by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025

Ben Matthews

Little ginger fella loves being swag and dripping water out his wet bum hole

Ben Matthews is proper lethal

by Dirty fool April 19, 2020

Saint Matthew

A guy who likes to spit on females backs an make it seem like he has cum

I have just saint Matthew you

by Zekekez April 22, 2022

Matthew

A sexy boy who really loves to play Spiderman and fortnite

Matthew is walking on the beach in a fortnite speedo when he sees a really sexy Latina lying down. He walks up to her and uses his fortnite rizz to get her to come with him to his luxury apartment. This sexy Latina is in shock on the sexy gamer physique of sexy Matthew. They walk in the door and the first thing Matthew asks her is Fortnite? The sexy Latina says yes and they get to playing fortnite on Matt's Playstation. Matthew is a fortnite gamer God and he destroys this sexy Latina in fortnite. The sexy Latina is shocked on how good Matthew is at fortnite. Matthew and the Latina finish their last match of fortnite. Then Matthew proceeds to destroy this sexy Latina in the bedroom aswell.

by DirtyDom6969 December 4, 2023

Jayden Marly Matthews

The #1 Ice Spice fan. He does the ice spice when ever he wants, and doesn't care where he is.
He listens to drill so much that his ears is finna get drilled by Kay Flock.
He also punches everything in his way, and doesn't like to be called names.
He has anger issues and does the Iec Spice to control them.
he also loves PPcocaine.

Someone: Hi Jayden Marly Matthews
Jayden Marly Matthews: *Does Ice Spice Cutely*

by Ice Spice = Bae May 2, 2023