liam matthews

Liam Matthews is a broken sigma who edge's his chode frequently. Liam Matthews is reluctant to shave, and is known for his resounding lack of rizz.

Person 1: Have you seen Liam Matthews recently?
Person 2: No, but I can smell him, so he's nearby l

by Applegiant April 25, 2024

Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018

Matthew

Matthew's are genours kind and caring. They are the best of friends and help you at your deepest points. They tend to be cute and can make an amazing boyfriend. They like to make others happy and put others before them. They have a heart-warming smile that could lighten up your day. If you know or have a Matthew don't let them go. They are a real life soother.

"Damnnn that Matthew is hawt I wanna date him"

by Urbandicccckkk November 26, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a person with a huge penis, I’m talking HUGE. Definitely bigger than anyone named archer

Man, Matthew has a huge penis
Yeah, he does

by Notnamedarcher October 5, 2021

Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget

Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t

by :D)) April 6, 2022

Matthew

The most handsome man.
If you're a woman and you are single, date a man called Matthew.
He is kind-hearted, muscular, and overall an amazing human being.
Matthew will forever be the best name ever.
If your parents named you Matthew. You are lucky.

"Woah that guy is like a Matthew!"

by coolguy123412 May 29, 2022

Matthew Hamm

He’s ight

Wanna hang out? “No I’m matthew Hamm”

by Lia_bOobs June 4, 2020