King Herod

the type of motherfucker you dont wanna mess around with.

"hey have you seen king herod he destroyed my discord ;("

by kixngcobra January 9, 2021

boogie king

Is the head of the kingdom of boogie picking.

The boogie king rules over all the little boogers.

by Kdh December 30, 2013

King Love

King Love is what the gods known as Latin Kings use to greet each other

Aye king love fuck the opps

by PrinceAce January 25, 2021

phoenix king

Typically very intelligent person and a great athetle; a Phoenix Kings is respected by all and is looked to by all their peers for leadership and guidance. A Phoenix King is someone who knows what they want in life and exactly how to get it. While some may see them as vain and arrogant, everyone secretly envys them and wants to be like them.

Person 1: "You see that guy over there? There's something I can't stand about him, but I also feel the urge to follow him at the same time"

Person 2: "Duh Bro! That dude is a Phoenix King"

by Memeoneandonly August 7, 2017

King Scrotum

When somebody places their scrotum on another persons forehead. Seeming like he has a crown.

Look at me! I'm King Scrotuming Philip

by Alutiiq April 16, 2019

King Borglor

The act of Taking a massive shit in someone’s toilet. You then use so much toilet paper you clog up the toilet and leave a shelf in it. You then piss in the toilet to make everything float a little more. You place a whopper from Burger King on the wrapper unfold it to show it’s glory and place a crown around it.

Yo I left a perfect King Borglor at Lex’s house last night. He’s going to be pissed...

by Tmmotr April 9, 2021

King Squisher

What is objectively the only correct way to refer to a binder

A: So I heard you wanted to buy something?
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.

by A_WierdoInTheGalaxy December 4, 2021