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Joshing

Joshing is a multipurpose word used in place of sexual acts
He’s joshing all over the place!
Dude, stop joshing off!
I’m gonna Josh you
by LeeTheRat June 6, 2024
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josh corfield

"Ah such a Josh Corfield there"
by FishFingers13 January 19, 2018
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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Josh

Man with a brain the size of his dick, almost non-existent.
“I’m know a Josh”

“Then i guess you’re lucky you’ll never have to worry about him being any competition.”
by @ssfvck October 17, 2021
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Josh

The most annoying dude you will ever meet. This guy thinks that he's not and asshole when he actually is. If you date him he will tell you that he thinks another girl is cute and then a week later he will brake up with you. Josh has flirted with almost every girl in your school and has dated over 10 girls in the span of a year. He is incredibly stupid and holds true to the stereotypical asshole jock.
Bro Josh is such and asshole
by Joe_mama21 March 15, 2020
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Josh Vasko

Twig armed person that is a cucumber salad with ranch and croutons. ⚠️Prone to getting hit⚠️
You are a lot like Josh Vasko.
by Joshisacucumbersalad May 13, 2022
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