A big bitch, with a small penis. Who needs to play clash of clans more often. Quit the stupid for honour bull shit and start playing a real game. Also is a big cunt
by Beast lord steam bath March 27, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again
the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...
Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?
by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023
Get the Pulled a Jordanmug. by izKadeen October 6, 2019
Get the Jordan Moranmug. A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018
Get the Jordan Michaelmug. by fight_me or love_me December 18, 2016
Get the jordan burgermug. by Micael.brown November 21, 2023
Get the Jordanmug.