Penis Fly Trap

huge vagina, piercings, black hair, dick munch, did I mention you could fly an airplane through her vagina?

Ew, look at that danknasty Penis Fly Trap that just walked by.

by Team Fantastic. June 04, 2010

blindfolded clam trap

the female equivilent to tea bagging

at the party last night, this guy passed out . so i put him in the blindfolded clam trap

by liquidsilk October 23, 2008

swedish finger trap

see docking

John and I played a game of swedish finger traps last night.

by uncle nasty fingers July 14, 2009

Chinese finger trap

When you and your buddy each put your dicks in opposite ends of a beer sock.

Bro, that's a sick beer sock, do you want to Chinese finger trap?

by Chinese finger trap March 09, 2016

chinese finger trap

This sexual position, originating in Superior Grill last Friday, consists of two penises placed head to head. or "eye to eye" proverbially speaking. After in position, the Chinese Finger Trapper stretches the foreskin of his junk over that of the Chinese finger trappee and sways to and fro, thus simulating a Chinese Finger Trap. This goes on until he realizes how ridiculous this is.

Michael gives the finest Chinese Finger Trap, West of the Mississippi.

by Church Pt # 1 December 14, 2010

Trap Bunny Bubbles

Trash

Trap Bunny Bubbles Is trash

by Trap Bunny Bubbles Is Trash October 18, 2020

Parent Trap

putting cute pics on dating apps of you with other people's kids, only to caption: NOT MY KID.

It's the manipulative version of 'dudes with dogs' photo con. Basically, the child is there fore him to seem loving and/or wanting kids down the road/marriage material. Like the cute puppy (or fancy car/fake jet, the child is the bait.

I personally find it demeaning to assume all women are so 'simple' or all want to be mothers.

Dude was trying to parent trap me so I left swiped that basic mf so fast!

by rhtjx November 12, 2020