internet 

The realm of the stupid and the horny.

internet by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Internet Gangsta 

you because your reading this web site for gangsta related shit, instead of going out on the street and selling drugs and getting fucked up.

Get CruCNK NiGga!!!..... oh wait you dont get fucked up cuz your in intanet gansta..


Im smacked as shit

Internet Gangsta by G-unit October 7, 2004

Rules of the internet 

Rule 82 is a lie

rules of the internet

...82: Steve Irwin’s death is really, really funny.

Rules of the internet by Uhhpffb May 6, 2020

girls on the internet 

A bunch of whores asking for attention.

Example of girls on the internet

girl: ogm im a girl
boys: can i feel u
girl: boys boy there enough of my beautiful booty to go around
boys: *creepy breathing*

girls on the internet by EarnSomeRespect November 30, 2013

internet 

Everyone knows that the internet is a series of tubes:
'OH NOES ! Teh tubes are clogged !'.

'Internet' can also refer to an email. See example below.

I downloaded an internet this morning.

internet by tawlboy March 28, 2007

Internet Intelligentsia 

People who attempt to make themselves seem interesting and intelligent by posting pseudo intellectual bullshit on forums, facebook statuses, twitter posts etc

Douchebage101 : "Bin laden wasn't to blame for 9/11, he was merely disenfranchised with western civilisation it was really new yorks fault for existing"

Normal user : "Stop being a typical internet intelligentsia cocksucker."

Internet Intelligentsia by BigMikeyNYC August 13, 2011

intenest 

Nested, vested interest in the internet

The bird has flown the coup from intenest.

intenest by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009