Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
by traps n gaps January 20, 2021

When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.
by ERM97 June 25, 2018

during half life 2 G man said this
by Smart words sussybaka January 11, 2022

Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.
Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.
Person 1: ayo
Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.
Person 1: ayo
by Kok man November 26, 2021

Idiot: Pineapple Pizza is good
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
by lordgrim the invcbke February 14, 2021
