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Hot Humble Human

A hot humble human = HHH for short
Hernán is such a hot humble human
by Stekam August 10, 2022
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Chop of a Human

When an individual is absolutely disgusting in any way shape or form
That chick is so hein she is a literal chop of a human
by Chooch_Inspired June 17, 2023
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Human screen record

when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot
Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.
That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!
by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018
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human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.
David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.
by Soviet Spycrab March 5, 2021
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