Humans

Humans are nasty animals that should be eradicated.

I fucking hate humans they should be eradicated.

by CommanderKevin May 20, 2021

human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.

Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!

by Nuggsman February 14, 2017

Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.

Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!

by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025

made up human

A person born w a penis who chops it off to a clit and vice versa.

What is that thing it might be one of those made up humans.

by Coach jbs dog March 6, 2023

Humaning

The actions that only humans normally do in everyday life. Dishes, jobs, eating, wearing clothes, etc.

I'm tired af rn; I've done enough humaning for one day.

by Softcorecorn19 August 4, 2021

Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.

Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?

by Poshing May 8, 2019

Human

The lower lifeform

Alien 1: What are humans
Alien 2: Just another lower lifeform

by Glitch Town November 24, 2020