February 5

A day that a girl obsessed with a fictional men and a man who will never love her was born. If her name starts with an S, run.

Omg it’s Sarah!
Hey bro she was born on February 5, run.

by MIYAMURA <3 November 23, 2021

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

febuary 17th

NATIONAL HAVE SEX DAY

bro guess what day is tomorrow
the febuary 17th?
FUCK YEAH IM HAVING SEX TONIGHT DAWG

by bakedbeans707 November 23, 2021

February 23

Rodrick Jay Johnson’s (RodtheMan) Birthday

February 23 is a special day for Rodrick Jay Johnson.

by RodtheMan November 23, 2021

february 13

layla appreciation day - a day to appreciate anyone named layla

guy 1: bro did u know its february 13th???
guy 2: aw shit lets go appreciate layla

by urbanl87 November 23, 2021

February 9th

Hey Aquarius girl or boy

February 9th is one of the best days to be born on.
the person to be born on this day is chill unemotional has a very stubborn attitude, yes I see you! very a courageous person! This person born on this day likes a lot of space to themselves.yes I feel ya honey ! Carry on

Properly that were born on February 9th are unique and stubborn chill and self isolated whne it comes to people they don’t know

by ZodiacAquariusBoo November 24, 2021

February 16

February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro

Friend: oh shit, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!

by Not.Zivan November 24, 2021